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DHS Anxiety Detection Screener
posted by nrh on Tuesday September 23, @09:55AM
News Bill Crittenden writes "http://www.securitymanagement.com/news/dhs-working -anxiety-detection-screener-004641 Now travelers already nervous about having to fly will be singled out for additional security checks. That'll calm their nerves!"

Thanks, Bill! I was really hoping the news folks would say something like: "So we're going to spend a billion or so on deploying this thing to all the airports, and a terrorist will have to spend what? $20,000 worth of time in biofeedback training to defeat it?"

It's sad that Fox was as credulous as it was, but it was nice first step that they questioned whether it would work, at least along one dimension.

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