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Bathroom Emergency On Flight Prompts Felony Charge
posted by nrh on Monday April 20, @07:12PM
News kylemonger writes "A man who says he desperately needed to use an airplane bathroom after eating something bad in Honduras faces a federal charge after being accused of twisting a flight attendant's arm to get to the lavatory, the FBI said Wednesday."

Wow! Suppose he'd just stood there and.... uh... let nature take its course? What would the charge have been then?

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    letting nature take its course (Score:1)
    by kylemonger on Monday April 27, @05:06PM (#3566)
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    A couple years ago (?) there was the case of a man being denied access to a lavatory on a short flight where the lav was out of service. The man urinated into a sick bag when he could wait no longer. Access to lavs in a closed environment like a plane has got to be a right, not a privilege.

    What interested me about this was the assertion that steerage folks can't use the forward lavs because of some TSA prohibition reason. "Transportation Security Administration policy requires passengers on international flights to use the restroom in their seating class." Anyone know anything about that?

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