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User Info for kylemonger (133)


kylemonger has submitted 9 stories.

large yellow sign deemed security risk on Monday August 03, @07:58PM
Bathroom Emergency On Flight Prompts Felony Charge on Monday April 20, @07:12PM
Board Game Seized Because It Contains Balaclava on Saturday August 16, @12:51AM
It Is Secure Because We Can See You on Sunday May 18, @09:36PM
Another "Secret" Building That Thou Shalt Not Photograph on Wednesday July 25, @02:35PM
Ferry Passenger Harassed For Taking Photos of French Fries on Saturday May 26, @10:19AM
Sybase Threatens Legal Action If NGS Reveals Security Flaws on Monday March 28, @09:31PM
No -Fly List Readers Still Harrassing Passengers on Tuesday October 12, @06:59PM
Australian Customs loses two computers on Friday September 05, @09:19AM

kylemonger has posted 41 comments. Below find the most recent 24 comments.


1 no way out posted on Saturday January 09, @07:20PM (Score:2)
attached to Roundup of Web "Security" Articles

2 why do this? posted on Wednesday July 22, @07:25PM (Score:1)
attached to Short person: good. Tall person: Terrorism suspect

3 nothing a dose of sunshine won't cure ... posted on Friday May 29, @06:05PM (Score:1)
attached to Hospital CIO is a Jedi -- Really....

4 letting nature take its course posted on Monday April 27, @05:06PM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to Bathroom Emergency On Flight Prompts Felony Charge

5 I think the real question on the... posted on Wednesday February 25, @08:45PM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to "Harmony" is "Security"

6 next up... posted on Wednesday February 25, @08:30PM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to Don't forget to buy a hard drive with that WiFi router

7 Re:It has nothing to do with security posted on Tuesday January 29, @11:25PM (Score:1)
attached to Taking Pictures of Your Grandchildren Is A Security Risk

8 abuse of power posted on Sunday October 14, @02:14PM (Score:1)
attached to Everyone is a Threat

9 Re:hey you should have taken a leak posted on Friday August 31, @08:53PM (Score:1)
attached to Freeze Tag at LAX

10 Re:hey you should have taken a leak posted on Thursday August 30, @04:42PM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to Freeze Tag at LAX

11 ironic posted on Friday August 10, @01:58PM (Score:1)
attached to Detained by TSA for an Opinion Written on a Baggie

12 Re:and id helps how anyway posted on Saturday May 26, @12:52PM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to Ferry Passenger Harassed For Taking Photos of French Fries

13 I smell a rat... posted on Sunday January 21, @05:51PM (Score:1)
attached to FedEx Refuses to Ship Air, Sugar, or Water

14 Re:Who ate all the pies? posted on Monday December 04, @08:42PM (Score:1)
attached to Pumpkin Pie: New Threat in Sky

15 I don't know about this... posted on Saturday May 06, @01:58AM (Score:1)
attached to Schneier's Movie-Plot Threat Contest

16 Re:so many problems posted on Monday November 21, @05:44PM (Score:1)
attached to Latest of the UK Government's Stupid Ideas

17 Re:so what happens... posted on Friday October 14, @12:04AM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to Simplistic Matching of Last Names by TSA Creates Hell for Prominent Nun

18 Re:so what happens... posted on Monday October 10, @10:34PM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to Simplistic Matching of Last Names by TSA Creates Hell for Prominent Nun

19 Re:so what happens... posted on Monday October 10, @04:38PM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to Simplistic Matching of Last Names by TSA Creates Hell for Prominent Nun

20 Re:so what happens... posted on Thursday October 06, @03:44PM (Score:1 Replies: 2)
attached to Simplistic Matching of Last Names by TSA Creates Hell for Prominent Nun

21 Re:so what happens... posted on Thursday October 06, @03:29AM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to Simplistic Matching of Last Names by TSA Creates Hell for Prominent Nun

22 British equivalent to U.S. Amendment IV? posted on Sunday September 25, @05:59PM (Score:1 Replies: 1)
attached to "They Explain That This Is For My Safety"

23 revised text means... ? posted on Thursday September 01, @09:56PM (Score:1)
attached to Tripods Are a Major Security Threat

24 Re:travel advisory posted on Thursday August 18, @12:49AM (Score:1)
attached to London Shooting

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